Toilet Conversation

Ever been in this situation before?

I was barely sitting down when i heard a voice from the other stall saying "Hi, how are you?"

I am not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarassed, "Doing, just fine!"

And the other guy says "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I am just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear another question, "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "Noo......I am little busy right now!!!"

Then i hear the guy say nervously:
"Listen,I will have to call you back.There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions!!!!!"

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