Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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